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    sometimes you win and sometimes you loose, that is life.
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    How to attend a big fat greek wedding:
    Do surrender any notion of personal space. Even the most modest Greek nuptials welcome 150 close friends and family. And in Crete, the guest list can reach up to 1.000. Cue buffet scrum.
    Do swerve the best man's nuts.Guests traditionally throw rice, but the more mischievous will hurl walnuts instead, aiming for the groom's head. Ouch!
    Do "opa" with gusto during the dancing, but not in the church. Or during the meal. And definitely not if the mother of the bride falls into the cake.
    Don't wear a hat. You will be viewed as eccentric at best, mad at worst. And forget fascinators- they never made it over to the Greek scene.
    Don't be surprised if guests shat all the way through the couple's vows. About the weather, current affairs - anything apart from the happy couple themselves in fact.
    Don't try to pin money on the bride -it's seen as outdated. Plus, most Greeks rent their dress and won't appreciate having to return it with holes in it. It's notquite the Pinterest board she had in mind.

    Easyjet traveller
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    Could this one be the next president?

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    Needed by a lot of men....

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    No question as to the driver's tastes....
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    Honesty is everything!
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    Testing, testing......
    Our dildos have to meet the strictest quality assurance standards

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    Important things cost more....
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    A lot of peoples opinion of Mr. Trump
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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead and fuck me, just come on up."
    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    Thank god I left my condoms in the car!
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    I was being chased by a police dog last week, and made the mistake of trying to escape through a little tunnel, over a see-saw and through a hoop of fire. It finally caught me as I was weaving in and out of some sticks.
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    Dear people who type in all lowercase,

    We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    Sincerely,
    Capital Letters
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    I love it..... :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him £10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to £7.50.
    "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
    A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes £5.
    "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me £10 every day, then £7.50 and now only £5. What's the problem?"
    "Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
    "And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
    "Four," the man replies.
    "Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
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    We all know this is true
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    A wise old lady....
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    I missed it too!!

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